Track 03: Happy Birthday, Yosuke

[princeofjunes]

ACTION: 947 Beulah St - Morning (Housemate, anyone passing by who wants to check out the commotion)

[It hadn't exactly been a year since his last birthday, but today was June 22nd. He wasn't planning on making his birthday a big deal, but apparently the town had other plans - like having him wake up in yet another strange house. This time, though, there was a woman in his bed. Next to him. One that he had children with, if the photos in the room were to be believed. Some might call having a completely subservient woman in your bed a godsend - Yosuke was nearly as freaked out as his first day in the town. Not even bothering to change out of his pajamas, he scrambled from the bed and out of the room.

Which brings us to the current time - a confused Yosuke, sitting on the curb in front of his brand new house, trying to get a hold on his brand new adult life.

Happy 18th Birthday, Yosuke. Welcome to adulthood.]

Okay, calm down. That zombie... 'wife' probably didn't do anything to me. Probably.

[He groans]

What a way to start a birthday.

PHONE - Early Afternoon - Filtered from Drones

So... this hasn't exactly been a normal day, but I guess there's not much I can do about it.

Anyone know a good place for a party? Might as well try and make today not suck somehow.

Comments

[princeofjunes]

Yeah? They look great - you must be pretty good at it then.

[Yosuke, Minato cannot see you shrug]

Well, I can't explain it. Maybe there really isn't any rhyme or reason to it. Am I the first guy this has happened to?

[doudemoe]

[Technically, since Minato was pulled from November and he arrived in February, then keeping track of the dates he would be physically 18 now.]

If it did, I haven't heard. But in any case, at least they haven't done worse.

[princeofjunes]

Don't say that! Watch, now in a week I'll wake up with some crazy violent girl as a wife.

Thanks a lot, Minato.

[doudemoe]

[>In some ways, you remind him more of Kenji.]

Or you'll wake up with a nice lady. One who won't pummel you.

[princeofjunes]

[Well, they are both Magicians]

Man, if that happens I'll take back most of the bad things I've said about this town. ... some of the bad things I've said.

Actually, anything's got to be better than a drone.

[doudemoe]

[They even have the same taste in older women except Kashiwagi]

Hnnn. What about the kids?

[princeofjunes]

I still can't get over the fact that I have kids. I'm eighteen, and I have teenagers.

I guess the town thinks I got started pretty early.

[doudemoe]

You must have been frisky back in the younger years.

[princeofjunes]

Hey, if you haven't done it by the time you're eight, there's just no hope for you.