Track 03: Happy Birthday, Yosuke

[princeofjunes]

ACTION: 947 Beulah St - Morning (Housemate, anyone passing by who wants to check out the commotion)

[It hadn't exactly been a year since his last birthday, but today was June 22nd. He wasn't planning on making his birthday a big deal, but apparently the town had other plans - like having him wake up in yet another strange house. This time, though, there was a woman in his bed. Next to him. One that he had children with, if the photos in the room were to be believed. Some might call having a completely subservient woman in your bed a godsend - Yosuke was nearly as freaked out as his first day in the town. Not even bothering to change out of his pajamas, he scrambled from the bed and out of the room.

Which brings us to the current time - a confused Yosuke, sitting on the curb in front of his brand new house, trying to get a hold on his brand new adult life.

Happy 18th Birthday, Yosuke. Welcome to adulthood.]

Okay, calm down. That zombie... 'wife' probably didn't do anything to me. Probably.

[He groans]

What a way to start a birthday.

PHONE - Early Afternoon - Filtered from Drones

So... this hasn't exactly been a normal day, but I guess there's not much I can do about it.

Anyone know a good place for a party? Might as well try and make today not suck somehow.

Comments

[princeofjunes]

Two countries and a mystery drone, huh?

Well, guess I better start throwing my fatherly weight around. We don't want them complaining about our new stage, right?

[roadroller]

Mhm, do your best! ♪

... Oh, speaking of Latvia though... his real brother, Estonia, lives right next door. I told him he could come over whenever, so keep that in mind. ♪

[princeofjunes]

That's fine, but how many countries are even here?

... I can't believe I just said this. "How many countries are in this town?"

[roadroller]

Yeah, it definitely sounds weird grammatically. ♪

There's a lot of them from what I can tell, but I don't think they brought the whole world yet. ♪

[princeofjunes]

As long as we don't end up living next to Mr. and Mrs. North and South Korea, I think I'll be fine.

[roadroller]

... Huh ... Now that you mention it, I don't think I know any of our neighbors except for Estonia. ♪

[princeofjunes]

Maybe we should go around and introduce ourselves sometime.

Do you know how to bake? I think we're supposed to bring food for something like that.

[roadroller]

Hm, I usually just mooch for my snacks... I'm not renowned for my cooking skills or anything, but me and Len tried making ourselves a birthday cake once. ♪

[princeofjunes]

Yeah? Did it turn out edible?

[roadroller]

More or less, since we followed the recipe....

.... But you know, it was mostly Len cooking and me handing him all the ingredients. ♪

[princeofjunes]

... right. We'll just go ahead and buy pies then. Stay on the safe side.

[roadroller]

... What's up with that face? ♪

[princeofjunes]

I've had bad experiences with my friends trying to cook. Things no person should have to taste. Ever.

[roadroller]

Sounds.... legendary. ♪

[princeofjunes]

Legendary like an atom bomb.

Ugh, I feel sick even thinking about that crappy Mystery Food.

[roadroller]

More sick than facing the scariest shadow? ♪

[princeofjunes]

[RIN YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON. WATCH THE COLOR DRAIN FROM HIS FACE]

... nevermind. I'll take Mystery Food X over that any day.

[roadroller]

[shoulder pat... maybe that was out of line.

Still funny though. You're right, she's a terrible person.]

Ok, ok... but in any case, I don't care that much about cooking, so we can just get pies. ♪ I'm pretty familiar with the bakery's selection. ♪

[princeofjunes]

[Yes it was out of line. You weren't there! You didn't have to see the gayness!]

Alright, we can go one of these days. Four should be good - two next door neighbors, one across the street, and one for us.

PARDON MY PIMPING B)

[roadroller]

[Yosuke, before you say that, let me introduce you to Rin's friends. Especially Gakupo and Kaito. .... No seriously, GAKUPO.

This is life as a male Vocaloid....]

Yeah! ♪

So then, it could be orange meringue, banana cream, chocolate, annnd ... you pick the last one. ♪

Mmm, Miku. I mean what?

[princeofjunes]

[What. WHAT. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT. OH GOD. WHAT THE HOLY HELL.]

Maybe a fruit pie? People usually like those. Cherry? That sounds pretty good I think.

[roadroller]

[HAHAHAHAHA]

Perfect! ♪

[and after realizing they just came up with like four different schemes before breakfast...]

Wow, we've got a busy schedule ahead of us.

[princeofjunes]

[That was horrible and you should feel bad]

Lets see, a sound system, a stage and four pies...

Guess I better go ahead and try to get that job today.

[roadroller]

Yeah, true. Better stop screwing around before we come up with more stuff. ♪

[princeofjunes]

Please, I already came up with one.

If we're having a stage, maybe we can get Ruri to make us some kind of sound booth. Might as well go all out.